Lyrics:

Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like, 'eh'
And I'm, like, 'whatever!'

Whatever

Then this chick comes up to me
And she's all like
'Hey, aren't you that dude?'
And I'm like, 'Yeah, whatever!'

So later I'm, I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's all like, 'Awww'
And I'm like, 'yeah, whatever!'

'Cause this is
My United States of Whatever!
And this is
My United States of Whatever!
And this is
My United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.
I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, 'Hey, punk!'
I'm like, 'Yeah, whatever!'

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and he's like
'Hey, I thought I told you...'
And I'm like, 'Yeah, whatever!'

And then up comes Zafo
I'm like, 'Yo, Zafo. What's up?'
He's like, 'Nothin'
And I'm, like, 'That's cool'

'Cause this is
My United States of Whatever!
And this is
My United States of Whatever!