Lyrics:

The blim holes in my shellsuit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one day
They stitched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon
Lost on penalties

Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)

I married at the altar
The village idiot's daughter
Oh lucky me
We honeymooned in Cyprus
That's where she caught the virus
I flew home alone
So I bought myself a chip pan
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man
For a holiday
Struggling in the vortex
With my jacket made of Gore-Tex
It fits wonderfully

Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do, do (Mario man)

Zap, zap!
Wham, wham!
Says the Mario man today
(He's played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers)

Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)
Do-do, do, do, do-do, do
Do-do-do-do, do, do-do, do (Mario man)