Lyrics:

Hope Was Propping Me Up When I Met Her,
as Soon As I Saw Her I Wanted To Taste Her Lips,
so I Did,
i Was Ecstatic For At Least Six Weeks, Oh,
hope Was Placed In Her Hands When She Caught Me She Asked Me If It Hurt,
i Told Her 'christ It Did.'
and It Did,
when She Left Me Every Morning, Oh,

i Feel Beautiful When She Says I Am Beautiful,
but She Is More Beautiful.

i Feel Heavenly When She Says I Am Heavenly,
but She Is More Heavenly.

can't Feel Disappointed When Her Hips Are That Wide But I Still Feel Lonely And Screwed Up Inside,
and The Taste Of Her Tongue, It Makes Me Wish I'd Given Up Smoking,
she Was A Big, Big Girl She Had Big Ideas,
like How My Heart Should Be Free But I Don't Want It To Be,
i Want Her, Here Beside Me.