Dream therapists Is your lucky number seven By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven During critical surgery When I walk towards a bright light Cant get a hit? Seems like what you gotta do Is dial a Weller-gram and Hell turn up at your show Quite possibly, acoustically Get up on the stage And declare your band To be a really good band Fine shoes Incredible tunes Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt Flirt with brass And later rue it Wouldnt it be nice To get home for Neighbours Wouldnt it be nice To play the Albert Hall For ever And ever
Shit Sellotape Just dont know where it begins And even when you do It keeps on straying to the side Good quality stationery Never comes to my house In bed again Cant be bothered getting up Swing the lead again Im just waiting for the man From Camelot Telling me That Ive won the Lottery Lets trash The Murder Mystery Weekend Lets stage a couldnt-give-a-thon Summertimes here And Ive got no hassle I could be a goth On a bouncy castle Wouldnt it be nice To call off the Barn Dance Wouldnt it be nice To sabotage the Hot Pot Supper