Lyrics:

Number one in Britain and successful in the States
So round the table me and label bosses contemplate
You've got to get a second home
And hang with Chrissie Hynde
You get yourself some Ray-Bans and before you know it's time
For your Eno - Eno collaboration
All across the nation
As sure as night follows day

I travelled South America recording different sounds
I danced within an elven ring of quicksilver delight
Highly influential documentary guaranteed
Who put the 'con' in concept?
It was me with my Eno - Eno collaboration
All across the nation
As sure as night follows day

I know Bono and he knows Ono and she knows Eno's phone goes thus:
'Brian's not at home, he's at the North Pole
But if you'd like to leave a weird noise'

So roll up for the Eno - Eno collaboration
All across the nation
As sure as night follows day

I went from the Andes to the Indies in my undies
A light aircraft was on standby just in case I got bored
In Montego where my ego fair blocks out the sun
Sing Aurora Borealis, uber alles, on toast