Lyrics:

I met a girl, I said:
'Hey baby, I'm a genius
Why don't you kiss my lips?'
But she was dumb
And didn't kiss my lips
She flunked test number 1
I said:
'I'm smart, why don't you be smart
And we'll make out?'
But she didn't put out
And we didn't make out
She flunked test number 2
I said:
'Why don't you be cool and get hot?'
She said, 'No'
I said:
'I'm sorry pretty little girl
But you flunked test number 3
And you cannot graduate from
My school of love.'