Surprise surprise, the boys are home My guardian angel's rung down my telephone The heat's on mister, can't you hear them scream Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream
The curfew comes at the crack of light The sad old wino aches to dissipate the fright The jet junk jiver speeds past in his machine Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream
A broken god from a musty world Sweetly mouthed touched an onyx girl His prison bars were very hard to clean Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream -Yeah
The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth But all was lost when her mouth turned green Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream
Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid Are all sad and rusted boy, they don't have a gig Believe me Pope Paul my toes are clean Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream
Black is black and white is white Some go to Heaven and some get it light Nobody disapproves but his wicked screams Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream -Yeah