Lyrics:

Well, gimme the things that drive me insane
Teenage women, and free cocaine, hey
Free cocaine
From my man who went to high school
Abel said to Cain
Momma was a groupie, out on Donovan's brain for
Free cocaine, free cocaine
Pussy, carbohydrates, sometimes acid rain
I just want a sniff of your free cocaine, hey

You know, the best things in life are free
And if they're free, why don't you give it to me?
Hey, free cocaine
I want the 31 flavors, 69 years
I'll take 13 vials worth, I don't care
Free cocaine, I want free cocaine
I want free cocaine