Lyrics:

Go!
Well I pick my nose
Then I eat it up
I'm a real humdinger
I'm a mucky pup

I'm a mucky pup [x7]
I'm a pup

Oh I don't take drugs
I've given glue up
But I stare at people
I'm a mucky pup

Banjo!

Oh I see pretty girls
And I picked you up
Then my nipples go point-point
I'm a mucky pup

Oh the nine o'clock news
Is something to trip on
I bleeding love her -
Angela Rippon!

She's got big tits