Lyrics:

Hey baby
Where you going with that short dress on you got
See, no, don't put that on baby
You know that dress is much too short for you
Uh, you gonna put it on? Anyway?
Well, when you put that on baby
You look like a hoochie momma
You see, my friend BB King, Tyrone Davie, Bobby Blue Bland, Bill Milton, Johnny Taylor, and old Buddy Guy
Be winking at you
Uh if you wanna put that on baby
If you wanna be a hoochie momma
Then I can be a hoochie man

I gotta girl I love so much
But I think she think I'm outta touch
We been together for such a long time
I think she got a younger man on her mind
She getting up in age trying to be young
Going out with the young crowd, having fun
Used to wear your dress down to your ankle
Now you wear 'em so short you can see your twinkle

I ain't going fuss
Ain't gonna raise no sand
If you wanna be a hoochie momma
Then I can be a hoochie man
Uh huh
I can be a hoochie man

Go out every night
Say your having fun, uh huh
Sitting at the bar with your dress all up
Almost see your rising sun
If you can go out every night, girl
I can go out too
What's good for the goose, girl
Is good for the gander, too

Well I'm not gonna bother with you
Not gonna raise no sand
If you wanna be a hoochie momma
Then I can be a hoochie man
Uh huh
I can be a hoochie man

Gotcha hoochie momma dress on
And nothing on underneath
Got the hoochie momma hair do
Got the hoochie shoes on your feet
If that's the way you want to play the game, girl
Now here's the rules
If you can be a hoochie momma
I can be a hoochie man, too

So I ain't going fuss
Ain't gonna raise no sand
If you wanna be a hoochie momma
I can be a hoochie man
Ah yeah
I can be a hoochie man

I'm going downtown y'all
Buy me a seer sucker suit
Two hundred dollar hat
Four hundred dollar pair of boot
Going to the car lot
Get me a long Cadillac
Everybody tell me
That's what the young girl like
Gonna dye my hair
So the girls can't see my grey
I gots money in my pocket
And you know I'm willing to pay
Going to the jewelry store
Buy me a diamond ring
Everybody knows that I'm the real hoochie man

I ain't going fuss
Ain't gonna raise no sand
If you wanna be a hoochie momma
I can be a hoochie man
Uh huh
I can be a hoochie man

I...
Be a hoochie man
I said
I...
Be a hoochie man
If you wanna be a hoochie momma
I tell y'all, I can be a hoochie man
What you do to me
I do it to you
What's good for the goose
good for the gander, too
Tit for tat
I'll pay you back
If you kick my dog
I kick your cat
If you be a hoochie momma
I'll be a hoochie man
Hoochie momma?
I'll be a hoochie man
I'll be a hoochie man
Hoochie man
I'll be a hoochie man
I can be a hoochie man