Lyrics:

Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

Oh Fred

Well I'm Max, I'm Max, baby, don't be blue
Don't you worry, don't be sorry, I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely, we don't have sex
I'm Max, Max, Max
Baby, please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back, but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
Maybe you will get a love you never had
So Fred, come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

Oh Fred

I'm Max, I'm Max, and I trust in Fred
Baby, he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred, it's Fred, baby, just call Fred
And anything you ever wanted, you will get
Call Fred, Fred, Fred
And you will find it's not so bad
It's just one night, baby, you'll get through
Tomorrow, I'll be back with you

Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
Maybe you will get a love you never had
So Fred, come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

Oh Fred
Now, now, come to bed
Oh my Max had sex with his ex last night
'Cause he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed
If you don't, I will call up Fritz

Oh Fred
Come to bed
Oh Fred
Oh Fred

Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh

Oh Fred
Now, now, come to bed
Oh my Max had sex with his ex last night
'Cause he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed
If you don't, I will call up Fritz
Ah, ah
Oh Fred