Lyrics:

Bobby's got a spacesuit made out of squirrel skin
He's pushing downwards out and sucking upwards in
And this is truth to him
This is truth to him
Jeanna burns her Barbie until it's unrecognizable rubber
Screw your D-sized cups cause I'm a way better lover
And this is truth to her
This is truth to her
Turn stupid question marks into simple candy canes
Turn my stupid question marks into simple candy canes
And this is truth to me
This is truth to me