Lyrics:

Talk to a mother who hates a nurse
Talk to a baby who thinks she's worse
Talk to a rich man who reimbursed
The first burglar to steal a purse
Oh, yeah
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Talk to a mailman who waits for the mail
Talk to a saint who lives in jail
Talk to a rainstorm who'd rather hail
Talk to a sailor who can't make the sail
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses

Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses