Lyrics:

Talk to a mother who hates a nurse.
Talk to a baby who thinks she's worse.
Talk to a rich man who reimbursed
The first burglar to steal a purse.
Oh, yeah.

Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.

Talk to a mailman who waits for the mail.
Talk to a saint who lives in jail.
Talk to a rainstorm who'd rather hail.
Talk to a sailor who can't make the sail.

Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.

Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.
Fake the process.
Stop the presses.