Lyrics:

My Girl's All A Man Could Want
there Ain't No Doubt About Her
i Got A Girl And Yes Indeed-
she's Got Everything I Need.
you Know I Tried The Rest
and Then I Built The Best.
i Built Myself A Fine Machine-
she Does More Than Cook And Clean.
i Know You'd Be Impressed With My Baby, My Lady
my Swiss Army Girl.

i'm A Scientific Genius And Here's My Story,
it All Came Together In My Laboratory.
i Couldn't Find A Dream Girl To Become My Wife,
then I Got This Idea From My Pocket Knife.
now You Can Call Me Crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,
but I Built Myself A Girl And She's Mine All Mine.

she's My Baby, She's Quite A Lady
she's My Swiss Army Girl.
she's My Baby, My Handy-Dandy Lady
she's My Swiss Army Girl.

full Of Motors, Tools, Appliances, Yeah, I'm No Fool,
great In Bed Or Around The House-A Handy Tool.
got 1,001 Uses To Suit My Needs,
she Canges Into Many Things With Lightning Speed.
now You Can Call Me Crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,
but I Built Myself A Girl And She's Mine All Mine.

my Girl's All A Man Could Wish-
she Can Even Scale A Fish.
becomes A Wrench, A Drill Or Saw-A Soloflex
and So Much More.
you Know I Tried The Rest, And Then I Built The Best.
swiss Army Girl For Me Not You-Yodel-Odel-A-Hee-Hoo!

she's My Baby, She's Quite A Lady
she's My Swiss Army Girl.
she's My Baby, My Handy-Dandy Lady
she's My Swiss Army Girl.