Lyrics:

Touch the water and watch them fall over
Tell your mother he's as sharp as a flower
Tell your mother
He's as sharp as a flower

Touch the water and watch them take cover
Tell your mother he's as thick as an oyster
Tell your mother
He's as sharp as a flower

Father, dear, I'm getting older
And the room it seems so awful golden
Tell your mother

He's not a kid anymore
Kid anymore

Touch the water, it's as soft as a feather
Tell your mother he's as hot as the weather
Tell your brother
He's as sharp as a flower

Father, dear, I'm getting older
And the room it seems so awful golden
Tell your brother

He's not a kid anymore
Kid anymore

Father, dear, I'm getting older
Tell your mother that she's lost her soldier
Tell your brother

He's not a kid anymore
Kid anymore