Lyrics:

Audio samples come from the cult classic series Get a Life. In the episode, “The Prettiest Week of My Life,” Chris Elliot gets a job as a model, until it goes too far!
I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you!
Well I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business
Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks
Modeling just sucks
I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!
I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!
I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!
I am a male model, not a male prostitute!
Modeling just sucks -- they made me take off my top!

I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you!
Well I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business