Lyrics:
bring two prix fixe dinners upI’ll unwrap the plastic cupsit’s just us my loveit’s just us my loveI will clean the room up niceput your insides all on iceit was real true loveit was real true loveclose all the windows put signs on the handles and strip down to my dun-dun-dunsyou have gone so faryou have gone so farand tonightits just me and the minibar (just up to diminished)candles from the walmart thatevery city has to havethat I bought last nightthat I bought last nightI was so excited todo such normal things with youwhen you left last nightwith your toothbrush dryno such details will spoil my planthat is the kind of girl I amcan you hear room 318...?man they’re really happening...they’re a wild bunchthey’re a wild bunchbut if they just knewwhat my night was coming toogod would they vomit and runyou have gone so faryou have gone too farSo tonightit’s just me and the minibarnobody elseand I sing at the top of my lungshappy birthday ushappy birthday us