Lyrics:

His counterpart was hacked out by
A scalpel-happy physician
Uniball just moved into
The central position

Grown so big, there simply wasn't
Tnough room in the sack
Sometimes, a tiny part of me
Longs to have my old friend... back

Uniball rolling away
Left you alone
Alone, you will stay
Uniball, loading the gun
Solitary, there can be but one
Uniball

The odds are stacked against him
He could've surrendered meekly
Uniball still runs the baby
Factory uniquely

Single-handedly, he toils
From nightfall to the crack
Sometimes, a tiny part of me
Longs to have my old friend... back

Bass!

Uniball rolling away
Left you alone
Alone, you will stay
Uniball, loading the gun
Solitary, there can be but one
Uniball


Why, Uniball, have you forsaken me
Left me alone, here, in this fleshy prison?