Lyrics:

We are an interplanetary race of aliens.
Your radio waves have polluted space for far too long.
Send us more glam rock, or we will destroy the Earth!
Over.

5-4-3-2-1, we have lift off!
The payload will be with you soon
A diplomatic gift of glam rock.
These brave men will provide the music you desire
Now, instruct the Glarkon warships not to fire.

Rock in space (Rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Ah, ah
Rock in space (Rock in space)
Gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Ah, ah

An anal probe of The Darkness
Has yielded all the glam we need.
Annihilation, planet Earth...
(Oh God, no, please, no!)
Proceed!

And so commenced the complete annihilation of all life on Earth
Not even an amoeba survived the onslaught
Every trace of mankind, vanished forever
(We're all dead!)

Rock in space (Rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Ah, ah
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Ah, ah

Choir!

Rock in space (Rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Ah, ah
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We're gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Ah, ah