By the time they touchdown They've already had a few Cause when you're on vacation I guess that just what people do
They checked into a room They may had a couple more And they made love above the blankets Against the wall and on the floor
Two tickets and a room Two tickets
They laid by the pool To take in the sun -they flight down the waitress -said they like to have another one
She turned into someone else Someone he didn't know before She left her puss by the register At the liquor store
She showed him her teeth The scenario was classic She broke a heel and walk barefoot Directly into the oncoming traffic
She could hardly speak She had no idea where she was going She tore her dress peeing in the bushes Now half her ass was showing
Two tickets and a room Two tickets
She told him it was over -- in all directions He saved her life more than once At several intersections
When the police arrived They had no interest in what he had to say He found himself in handcufs Watching her walk away
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