Lyrics:

She Was...
caught Up On Some Scaffold High
i Took Chances With My Life
shot Up And I Made Her Safe
tucked Her In My Super Cape
i Am Super Hero Number Five.

she Was...
lois Lane Subtitute
we Made Love And Electrocute
gave Her The History Of My Life
begged Her That She Be My Wife
i Am Super Hero Number Five

she Was...
picture Perfect Ball And Chain
she Was Pulling Back The Reigns
took My Cape And My Blue Suit
went To Find A New Young Cutie
i Am Super Hero Number Five