Lyrics:

Oh, potato, if you only knew
I'm three years younger than you
Oh, potato, if only you knew
Boiled potato
I had a hole in my heart
And you landed on my plate
Now, I feel all weak in the knees
Was it something I ate?
Oh, potato, if you only knew
I don't know what to do
Oh, potato, if you only knew
What I think of you
You make me hate myself
You make me feel like a bubbling fool
I'm stupid and ugly
You're superior and cool
Oh, potato, if you only knew
How many times I think of you
Oh, potato, if you only knew
What I think of you
I'm glad I met ya'
My boiled potato
I wanna' show you to the world
To everyone I know

Oh, potato, if you only knew
Whenever I think, I think of you
Oh, potato, if you only knew
What I think of you
(Anywhere you be)
(Be alone with me)
Oh, potato, if you only knew
I don't know what to do
Oh, potato, if you only knew
What I think of you