Lyrics:

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
Golden Girls got me sweatin' to the oldies
Hangin' out like double D's
Sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese
Send a Shamrock Shake please?
Three o' clock on the dot
Time to cruise for eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel
So that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun
So what's happening?
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Play spin the bottle with my mom
I watch Cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse
Nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere
Slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum
Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum

Nowhere to go
I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in My So-Called Life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezin'
Don't need a shower today
Just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans
Clean, they'll do another day
And I recycle
I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number
Hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet
Hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse
Nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere
Slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum
Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum

I'm mighty, tighty, whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty, tighty, whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty, tighty, whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty, tighty, whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No, Pac-Man, drugs are bad!
Nope, can't help you man.
Pussies.
Whoa! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse
Nothin's goin' on
Lamer than the Pope
Climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not goin' nowhere
Slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum
Relax don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it
When you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni