[Hook x2: Andre Legacy] 2 turn tables and a microphone 2 turn tables and a microphone 2 turn tables and a microphone This white boy on hydrocodone
[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] In a green limousine drinking promethazine With a mean bitch and this month's King magazine She never had lean or been tag teamed So me and Legacy let her sample the beef
[Andre Legacy] I chop the pills up Fuck time release, that's little kid stuff I'm getting my dick sucked In a pickup truck, license plate says 'Fist Fuck'
[Dirt Nasty] Call me Dr. Seuss Green eggs and ham Now I got the juice
[Andre Legacy] I think we feeling loose 80-80 milligrams got me leaning obtuse
[Hook x2: Andre Legacy]
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty] Why you handing me the mic again Don't you know I ate 88 vicodin I might just swim down to Mexico Fill up prescriptions
[Andre Legacy] Grab some rohypnols I got a date tonight She gonna get shish kabob-ed When she trips and fall I'ma leave her fat ass and beg your time
[Dirt Nasty] 3 jolly ranchers, one 7-Up Purple drank in a styrofoam cup
[Andre Legacy] The microphone's plugged Like a chord in your girlfriend's butt
[Hook x2: Andre Legacy]
[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty] Ah shit I need a quick fix Drink some morphine In the tip of my dick Tied up my balls In the bathroom stall At the Boxhill mall
[Andre Legacy] Y'all don't know Live in the fast lane, moving slow mo They call me a pro- Fessional for taking drugs with hoes
[Dirt Nasty] They call me Dirt Nasty Scrambling the drugs in the Caddy backseat
[Andre Legacy] I'm known as the Legacy All I do is drugs with this dick head next to me
[Dirt Nasty & Andre Legacy] [x2] (Doctor, doctor) I'm feeling sick (Doctor, doctor) I need a fix (Doctor, doctor) Give me my scrip (Doctor, doctor) We know where you live
[Hook x2: Andre Legacy]
[Outro x4] 3 Jolly Ranchers, one 7-Up Purple drank in a styrofoam cup