Lyrics:

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon & *Cisco Adler*]
*California crack cocaine*
Hot time, summer in the city
Backin' my neck in the dirty and gritty now
*California crack cocaine*
I'm livin' the American dream
I've got the shit that'll make you scream

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
Wish you'd never rang 'cause shit ain't the same
Life's a bitch and then you get famous
Time to switch, find another waitress
Some bitch who don't know what my name is
Blame it on Rio, don't blame me
Money ain't for nothing when the chicks are free
I want my, I want my video on my MTV, what

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon & *Cisco Adler*]
*California crack cocaine*
Hot time, summer in the city
Backin' my neck in the dirty and gritty now
*California crack cocaine*
I'm livin' the American dream
I've got the shit that'll make you scream

[Verse 2: Mickey Avalon]
Sittin' on the plane, flyin' away
Times have changed but I've stayed the same
Could've been a doctor or an astronaut
But the Av keep it moving like a Nissan Maxima
Had some one who'd take the stage
In drag with a bag and pink cocaine
Blue jean, Billy Jean king, Betty Davis eyes, Steve McQueen
The Hollywood scene ain't seen me since I OD'd in the VIP
All I remember is ecstasy and a remix of Chi Ali
Cool the coyote I'm the roadrunner running things
Cool the coyote I'm the roadrunner running things
Avalon make you movie' now, what

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon & *Cisco Adler*]
*California crack cocaine*
Hot time, summer in the city
Backin' my neck in the dirty and gritty now
*California crack cocaine*
I'm livin' the American dream
I've got the shit that'll make you scream

[Verse 3: Mickey Avalon]
Ridin' that train high on 'caine
Action Jackson call me Jermaine
He's a genius, not a genie
Rub my lantern, ask me three things
VD's wanna see my 3D's
I'll be your private dancer for just under three G's
Broadway nights, high like the Bee Gees
Blood on the mic and my BVD's
Three MC's that are on the run
Me, myself and Mickey Avalon, what

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon & *Cisco Adler*]
*California crack cocaine*
Hot time, summer in the city
Backin' my neck in the dirty and gritty now
*California crack cocaine*
I'm livin' the American dream
I've got the shit that'll make you scream
*California crack cocaine*
*California crack cocaine*
*California crack cocaine*
*California crack cocaine*