Dear man In the woods The one with the silhouette Covering up the moon Why you here? Ain't you cold? You know the television man said It's bout 20 below Why won't you budge Or talk to me from afar But as soon as I spoke He disappeared in the dark Mohican The last Mohican The last Mohican
So one night me and a couple my buddies Were cruising these roads that we never have seen Still in Cheatham county this is back When I was just turning bout 17 Yeah we went to a party and ended up leaving 'Cause word had it cops were already on the route Had a ounce of grass in my toolbox So we went down a patch where there wasn't any houses Pulled over with the dome light Glean of smoke rolling out of that stock ranger Suddenly my spine felt a sense of danger And I turnt around and seen a black figure 7 feet tall with a trench coat Long beard looking like a lumberjack Slowly coming out the smokey woods With a heavy axe and a solid hat
Dear man In the woods The one with the silhouette Covering up the moon Why you here? Ain't you cold? You know the television man said It's bout 20 below Why won't you budge Or talk to me from afar But as soon as I spoke He disappeared in the dark Mohican The last Mohican The last Mohican
I was frozen solid by what I was seeing Sam in the truck, yelling 'Fuck it let's leave' My body was paralyzed, tongue couldn't speak And I fell in a moat when I dropped to my knees I just seen a ghost, something I don't believe in I just heard some words that weren't coming from me He said 'You on my land' but this road has no resident Then he said 'I've been here since 1870! I'm stuck in this world 'cause I haven't been heavenly Lurking these trees, yes I'm kinda devilish Don't walk the woods at the witching time boy You shouldn't be here so don't make me annoyed' I drived in my truck, you know I wouldn't stand But sometimes I wonder, you know what I'm saying I wish I woulda got to talk to the man Who didn't exist in my rear view mirror
Dear man In the woods The one with the silhouette Covering up the moon Why you here? Ain't you cold? You know the television man said It's bout 20 below Why won't you budge Or talk to me from afar But as soon as I spoke He disappeared in the dark Mohican The last Mohican The last Mohican
Dead man in the woods I wish I got a name So I could understand some of your pain Like why'd you emerge on me late that night I've been thinking bout death for like 10 years now Still cruise that back road just to see if you're here But all that I see is some white tail dear Hell maybe you saved me, if you did I'm sincere From yours truly, that really scared kid
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