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We gotta, we gotta do something about this.
When do you think you could make it over here? How long?
I could try and get there... 25 minutes maybe.
Right.
I'll try.
OK.
But we got to sort this out.
OK. I'm just gonna go. I'm going to head off just now and just try to speak to some people about this.
Well, you gotta do something.
Yeah.
'Cause if we don't take care of this then... I don't even want to think about it.

Hello?
Hi, Colin.
Hiya.
It's Martin.
Hi, Martin.
I'm sorry to bother you.
It's alright.
But we've got a bit of a sketch going on here.
What? What?
Well, it's pretty hard to explain.
So tell us. What?
Right. We were down at Vics... and Stuart and Dominic got into a bit of a row.
Mhm.
And Stuart was getting a bit stroppy with Dominic and it ended up with Dominic punching Stuart and walking out.
Mhm.
Saying he's not coming back. Stuart's saying that he's out... and stuff like that.
Right.
Stuart's away as well.
Where's Stuart away to?
He just phoned his dad and left.
And is John still there?
No, he went away with Stuart for some reason. To try and calm him down or something. It was a full bloody sketch, man. I don't know what to do. We've this thing on Tuesday.
Right. Kind of limited to what I can do, right?
Yeah.

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