Lyrics:

Principal:
Substitute 11
Do you have what I ask
To control your class?
Are you up to the task?

I must now implore you
To use every wit
But the ten that came before you
Are no longer it

Can you settle them down?

This is all that I ask
Are you up to the task?

Director (in explanation of sequence):
...In his never ending recurring
Nightmare, Substitute 11 is passed out
Head down on his desk, an empty
Whiskey bottle in his hand. The
Classroom is also empty as
Children are running out of the
Building in to the neighboring
Community - camera soaring to
Birds's eye view -
End credit song blaring.

'Substitute 11, come in
Substitute 11, can you hear me?'

'Substitute 11, come in
Substitute 11, can you hear me?'

'Substitute 11, come in
Substitute 11, can you hear me?'