Lyrics:

We sent our uncle over there,
Told him how to dress and comb his hair.
Told him not to worry about the score,
The challenge is much more.

He drove the bargain very hard,
Turned it up and kept it in the yard.
Win the war but we don't care who for
The challenge is much more.

They confirmed that he did very well,
Excellent as far as they could tell.
Patience holds the key to every door,
The challenge is impossible, but harder to ignore,
But we don't know who for.