Lyrics:

Straight to the lord of overstock
Who spoke for the millionth turn
'Don't be late for the superdeal. We'll save you a lot
And take every cent you earn.'

Following tips, his overfed rats
Said, 'Trust in the king of overstock.
Invest in his wisdom and learn.
There's less to go around if everyone counts.
But if you've got the money to burn.

Then you will be in
Always good faith
For what you are worth
In heaven on earth.'