Lyrics:

Crowded gymnasiums, no shortage of knockouts
And a country dance sellathon
Overworked spines, all efforts considered
Ooh
Ooh

But not before the prize is posted
The king-sized electric institute
Is proud to prevent
'Dazzling Rhine Jive Click
And His Up-and-coming Bombardiers'
All fucking right
Hottest axe in a million years