Lyrics:

We are freaks, we follow the code of freaks
We are freaks, stand back and that's that
We are freaks, we fuck who we please, and do what we choose
We look bad, we're not diseased or confused

We are freaks, we are butch, we are fem
We are freaks, look at him, look at them
We are freaks, I know this guy who can suck his own dick!
And my mother has a friend who has three tits!
T-t-t-true story!

We are freaks, we follow the code of freaks
We are freaks, stand back, and that's that
We are freaks, we fuck who we please, and do what we choose
We look bad, we're not diseased, or confused

One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!

And then I thought I was a freak when I shaved my head and I pierced my dick
Walks like a lumberjack and talks like a lady
With the flannel shirt, steel-toe boots, Levi's faded
All hail
She's the king, she's the queen
All hail of the freaks, all the freaks on the scene
From the Bows of the Bowery to the bustle of Bombay
She's the bearded lady of Avenue A
That's the way God planned it
That's the way, that's the way God planned it
That's the way, that's the way God planned it
That's the way, that's the way God planned it
That's the way—

All hail
She's the king, she's the queen
All hail of the freaks, all the freaks on the scene
From the Bows of the Bowery to the bustle of Bombay
She's the bearded lady of Avenue A
That's the way God planned it
That's the way, that's the way God planned it
That's the way, that's the way God planned it
That's the way, that's the way God planned it
That's the way—