Lyrics:

I got a girl called Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
On the sea of rock and roll with her blue jeans on
Not very fat, just skin and bones
I said I love her, she loves me
Oh, oh, happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree

My one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody turns when my baby walks by
She's something to see, she really catches your eye
And I love her, she loves me
Oh, oh, happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree

Rock on, now!
Ooh, it feels good
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, come on

I said I love her, she loves me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Making, making, making, making, making, making, making
Here we go!
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I told her, "Boney, I love your pocket jewels"
Exactly what would I wanna do?
You know what I wanna do?
I wanna get married on a night with you
And get lost in the light of the silvery moon
Oh, I love her, she loves me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, happy we can be
Making, oh, making, under, oh, oh
I said we're making, oh, whoopee under the, oh yeah
Oh, you know where we're making love
In the middle of town, underneath the apple tree
Oh yeah