Lyrics:

Nuestra Presentacion Especial Comenzara En Breve
our Special Presentation Will Start Shortly
pero Antes Un Mensaje De Nuestros Auspiciadores
but First A Message From Our Sponsors

uh, Yeah
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good Mornin' Ladies And Gentlemen ('what Hotel Number Is She In')
boys And Motherfuckin' Girls ('319, 319' 'cool')
this Is Your Captain With No Name Speakin'
and I'm Here 2 Rock Your World
with A Tale That Will Soon Be Classic
about A Woman U Already Know
no Prostitute She, But The Mayor Of Your Brain
pussy Control (Are U Ready)

aaah, Pussy Control, Oh
aaah, Pussy Control, Oh

our Story Begins In A Schoolyard
a Little Girl Skipping Rope With Her Friends
a Tisket, A Tasket, No Lunch In Her Basket
just School Books 4 The Fight She Would Be In
one Day Over This Hoodie
she Got Beat 4 Some Clothes And A Rep
with Her Chin Up, She Scolded 'all Y'all's Molded
when I'm Rich, On Your Neck I Will Step'
and Step She Did 2 The Straight A's
then College, A Master Degree
she Hired The Heifers That Jumped Her
and Made Everyone Of Them Work 4 Free
no! Why
so What If My Sisters Are Triflin'
they Just Don't Know
she Said 'mama Didn't Tell'em What She Told Me
'girl, U Need Pussy Control' (Are U Ready)

aaah, Pussy Control, Oh
aaah, Pussy Control, Oh

verse 2
pussy Got Bank In Her Pockets
before She Got Dick In Her Drawers
if Brother Didn't Have Good 'n' Plenty Of His Own
in Love Pussy Never Did Fall
and This Fool Named Trick Wanna Stick Her
uh, Talkin' More Shit Than A Bit
'bout How He Gonna Make Pussy A Star
if She Come And Sing A Lick On His Hit
pussy Said 'nigga, U Crazy If U Don't Know
every Woman In The World Ain't A Freak
u Can Go Platinum 4 Times
still Couldn't Make What I Make In A Week
so Push Up On Somebody That Wanna Hear That
cuz This Somebody Here Don't Wanna Know
boy, U Better Act Like U Understand
when U Roll With Pussy Control' (Are U Ready)

aaah, Pussy Control, Oh
aaah, Pussy Control, Oh

breakdown
(Are U Ready 4 The Best Pussy U Ever Felt) X2

with One More Verse 2 The Story
i Need Another Piece Of Your Ear
i Wanna Hip U All 2 The Reason
i'm Known As The Player Of The Year
cuz I Met This Girl Named Pussy
at The Club - International Balls
she Was Rollin' 4-Deep
3 Sisters And A Weepy-Eyed White Girl Drivin' A Hog
i Pulled Up Right Beside Her
and My Electric Top Went Down
i Said 'motherfucker, I Know Your Reputation
and I'm Astounded That U're Here
i Fear U're Lonely And U Want 2 Know
a 12 O'clock Straight Up Nigga
that Don't Give A Shit That U're Pussy Control
well I'm That Nigga, At Least I Wanna Be
but It's Gonna Be Hard As Hell
2 Keep My Mind Off A Body
that Would Make Every Rich Man
want 2 Sell, Sell, Sell (75, We Need Another.. 85, 85 Here, Sold!)
can I Tell U What I'm Thinkin' That U Already Know
u Need A Motherfucker That Respects Your Name'
now Say It, Pussy Control (Are U Ready)

aaah, Pussy Control, Oh
aaah, Pussy Control, Oh

and The Moral Of This Motherfucker Is
ladies, Make'em Act Like They Know
u Are, Was, And Always Will Be Pussy Control (Are U Ready)
peace And Be Wild (Aaah, Pussy Control)

say What, Huh (Oh)
oh No, Don't U Think About Callin' Her A Ho (Are U Ready)
u Juvenile Delinquent
best Sit Your Ass Down
talkin' About Pussy Control
huh, Can U Dig It

aaah, Pussy Control (Are U Ready)
oh (Are U Ready)

aaah, Pussy Control (Are U Ready)
oh (Are U Ready