Lyrics:

He heard about those two.
He heard it from the back wall
Then he slowly turned his head
Back toward set.

He always thought he knew
That they might hit on something.
Then he reached on for the remote
And spilled his beer.

She's got everything but what she wanted
Was all of your attention.
She's got everything but what she wanted.

You know he'll try and forget her
But barely out of reach is might have been.

They've got everything but what you need
Is a pund of prevention.
They've got everything but what you need...

He's taking everything with a grain.
He's taking just about anything.

She's got everything but what she wanted
Was all of your attention.
She got everything but what she wanted.