Lyrics:

Bumpercars
Bumpercars
Drive around in someone else's wheels
On the rented road
Yes sir, no sir in your straightest jacket
Couldn't you explode

Bumpercars
Bumpercars

All week sell paint to the plebs
Shy daughters lard white slacks
Kiss me beneath Haunted House
Bells ring and airguns crack
My boss's back

Bumpercars
Bumpercars
Drive around in someone else's wheels
On the rented road
Yes sir, no sir in your straightest jacket
You're on overload

Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper

Take home your lucky dip wage
Don't you just hate his wife
Daydream of denting her rear
Then cut her up jackknife
It's a fun-fair life

Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper

And you know when it's time to change gear
With the speed that the weekend comes
For the boys that we always practice with
For the girls that we always practice with
Yeah you know when it's time to change gear
Yes, you'll know when it's time to change gear

Drive around in my tiny little circles
In a souped up tin
Swere and dodgem till that
Something snaps
And then you smash'em in

Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumpercars
Bumper to bumper
Bumper to bumper
Bumper to bumper...