Lyrics:

I Miss You More Than Michael Bay Missed The Mark,
when He Made Pearl Harbor.
i Miss You More Than That Movie Missed The Point,
and Thats An Awful Lot .
and Now, Now You've Gone Away,
and All I'm Trying To Say,
is Pearl Harbor Sucked And I Miss You

i Need You Like Ben Affleck Needs Acting School,
he Was Terrible In That Film.
i Need You Like Cuba Gooding Needed A Bigger Part,
he's Way Better Then Ben Affleck.
and Now All I Can Think About Is Your Smile,

and That Ty Movie Too,
pearl Harbor Sucked And I Miss You

(Interlude)

why Does Michael Bay Get To Keep On Making Movies
i Guess Pearl Harbor Sucked
just A Little Bit More Than I Miss You.