Lyrics:

I guess it's beyond the point of anger
You and your doppelganger
Have been up to your tricks again
But this time the blame doesn't lie with the evil twin
The fact that you can't remember last night
Doesn't just make it alright
When there's alienated friends
Smoldering bridges
And unfulfilled obligations
If you were on my crutch
You wouldn't point so much
You just might break an ankle
Heaven knows that you're so frail
If I was on your head
I wouldn't turn so red
The chemical reaction for an instant asshole
Just add alcohol
Its like there's a demon lurking inside
Dr. Jeckyl and My. Hyde
Except your potion is hops and rye
You've swallowed your pride
But I don't see a reason why
If you looked in the mirror now and then
You might just behold what lies behind
That shit eating grin
But you're so afraid of the truth
That you won't my friend
This beers for what could have been
This shot here's my only friend
Here's to water on the brain
Here's a drink for all the ones who washed
Their futures down the drain
If you were in my head...