Lyrics:

So Jed he's dead and gone
And Jed he left a son
But Jeddy-4's in Betty Ford
And he don't come around no more
You know it's all a metaphor
For being drunk and on the floor
So give it up for Jed the 4th
Though he don't come around no more

(You know I passed out that night in Enslen Park)
(After driving all night, twelve hours on the Five)
(You were right)
He don't come around no more