Lyrics:

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A. 
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a 'Citizens for Boysenberry Jam' fan

Ah, South California

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
'To Maryjane, best wishes, Martin'
Old Roger, draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

Oh, really?