Lyrics:

So we were in Amsterdam
And we were staying at this guy Tas' house, good friend of ours
Um, it was kind of in the middle of the city
We were just finished with our second European tour
And everything was going pretty good
Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Tas' and within a couple of weeks he started living with her, ya know
And I guess she had a lot of money or something 'cause she was constantly buying him clothes and giving him lots of stuff and loaning him money, ya know
And he was constantly going to the coffee shop and always getting the best herb and the best hash, ya know
He was in good shape
She was really good looking
She was really cool
And I don't, I don't think he'd met ever her before
But she, she had ya know, other boyfriends, I suppose
So I'm sitting on the couch, ya know at Tas' apartment
And I'm reading ya know, Maximum Rock And Roll or Flipside, one of those punk things and I heard Skeeter come in
And he came in and he had all these really nice clothes on
She bought him all this stuff
She, like bought him cologne
He was really, really smelling good ya know, he looked good too
Ya know, he comes in, he puts his herb on the table and, whatever, I'm just reading my little punk magazine not really paying attention
And then he says ah, says,'Hey Dave'
And I look up
And he's standing there with his dick in his hand
And he's kinda got it like lifted up so he's looking at the head of his dick
He kinda pointed at me and I didn't know what to think
He said,'Does that look like puss to you?' And I said,' No, I think it's lint'