Lyrics:

(I really was born at 9:29 a.m. on 9/29)
(You think I`m lying but I`m being dead serious)
(Let`s see your birth certificate)(Okay, I`ll prove it)

Well, who am I? I`m almost 25
Can`t remember half the time that I`ve been alive
`Cause half was in a cheap apartment
And half was on the Eastside (Eastside)
They said don`t meet your heroes, they`re all fuckin` weirdos
And God knows that they were right
Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you
Then put you on a feature on the B-Side

And who do you call when it`s late at night?
When the headlines just don`t paint the picture right
When you look at yourself on a screen and say
'Oh my God, there`s no way that`s me'

And I, I quit smoking, well recently, I tried
And I bought another house, and I never go outside
And I remember this girl with pink hair in Detroit
Well, she told me

She said, 'Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won`t die
`Cause we need you,' and honestly, I think that she lied
And I remember the names of every single kid I`ve met
But I forget half the people who I`ve gotten in bed

And I`ve stared at the sky in Milwaukee
And hoped that my father would finally call me
And it`s just these things that I`m thinkin` for hours
And I`m pickin` my hair out in clumps in the shower
Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder
But then I realized that I`m no higher power
That I wasn`t in love then, and I`m still not now
And I`m so happy I figured that out

I`ve got a long way to go until self-preservation
Think my moral compass is on a vacation
And I can`t believe I still feed my fucking temptation
I`m still looking for my salvation

Soft and slow, watch the minutes go
Count out loud, so we know you don`t keep `em for yourself

Watch the minutes go
Count out loud, so we know you don`t keep `em for yourself

(I think I have a confession to make)
So we know you don`t
(To prove to say that I was really born at 9:26)
(I saw my birth certificate, and I`m a liar)
(And I`m a fucking liar)

Soft and slow, watch the minutes go
Count out loud, so we know you don`t keep `em for yourself