Lyrics:

Al is at it again
And Sue won't sleep for shenagains
Sailing sofas through the mansion halls

Out there, he looks mean
He's gotta make a big scene
But inside, he's giant toothy smile

Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
'Cause there are creatures of the night

Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
'Cause there are creatures of the night

Tina makes up her bed
Hospital corners and thread
Count off the chart but she won't sleep in it

See, once the dust gets calm
The crosswords will be done
She's been wearing short since 1942

Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
'Cause there are creatures of the night

Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
'Cause there are creatures of the night

Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
'Cause there are creatures of the night

Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
Why can't we go outside?
'Cause there are creatures of the night