Lyrics:

(Bonham didn't need it – neither did Charlie Watts)

I've said it before – the bar is getting lower
If it gets and worse it'll be down on the floor
I heard somebody say, 'Have you ever been experienced?'
He said, 'These posers today can't even play their instruments'

What you got to say, now?
Yeah, back in the day, now
Cats could really play, now

Bonham didn't need it – neither did Charlie Watts
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired of click-track rock

I'll say it again – I think we're missing the point
Computers melt our brains but we're scared to smoke a joint
Ain't nobody trippin' – in the true sense of the word
He said, 'The stuff you think is ripping – man, it's really absurd'

Yeah, back when cats was wasted
It wasn't cut and pasted
But man, it sure was tasty

Bonham didn't need it – neither did Charlie Watts
I'm tired, I'm tired of click-track rock
Gimme Junior Walker – singing 'Shoot Your Shot'
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired of click-track rock

What you got to say, now?
Yeah, back in the day, now
Cats could really play, now

Bonham didn't need it – neither did Charlie Watts
I'm tired, I'm tired of click-track rock
Would you auto-tune The Beatles? Yeah, I think not
Oh, I'm tired of click-track rock
Gimme Junior Walker – singing 'Shoot Your Shot'
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired of click-track rock
Bonham didn't need it – neither did Charlie Watts
I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired of click-track
Neither did the King – or the whole cell-block