Lyrics:

Pink becomes a rock star and throws himself recklessly into the hedonism of sex, drugs, and rock and roll. This song is also a pastiche-style parody of arena rock that was very popular at the time.
(Ah) I am just a new boy
A stranger in this town
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man?
Take this rock-and-roll refugee
Ooh, baby, set me free

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

*Phone beeping*
“Hello?”
“Yes, a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd. Will you accept the charge, it's from the United States?”
*Phone clicks*
“Oh, he hung up. That's your residence, right? Well, I wonder why he hung up. Is there supposed to be someone out there besides your wife there to answer?”
*Phone redials and beeps again*
“Hello?”
“This is the United States calling. Are we reaching…”
*Phone clicks*
“See, he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering.”