Lyrics:

Ah, such sweet sound
The fiddler on the fucking roof
Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
Indeed it is, sir
Good day, good sir
How do you do?
Look Fine
Fantasically Well. I am certainly not Fine by far
But you could say I'm close to Spectacular
Close to Spectacular?
How so?
Open your eyes!
Spectacular's right in front of you!
Whatever you say
You're Spectacular
No, I'm Fantasically Well
Come on, man, make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were Fine
No, I said I'm close to Spectacular but I'm meeting Fine in a minute
Close to Spectacular?
You said you were Fantasically Well!
Exactly!
Exactly?
Which one are you?
Close to Spectacular or Fantasically Well?
I am certainly and without a doubt Fantasically Well
And was close to Spectacular, but I must say, Good Sir, you just pissed Spectacular off
And don't even mention Exactly
But here comes Fine right now

Oh Lord, she is Fine
Gentlemen?
Behold, a lady