Lyrics:

Her name is Noel, I have a dream about her,
She rings my bell,
I got gym class in half an hour
And Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks,
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me.

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hoo

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives and I rock
But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.

Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about me

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe,
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you ...
Ooohoo Hoo Hoo

Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.