Lyrics:
At the koc local 313 Theres a fat man standing by the soda machine And he knows, he knows, he knows Life can be funny He calls the hair salon says put loretta on Cause the mall just called and said the last guys gone And I know, I know, God knows We need the money And hes a big red cherry But its hard to be merry When the kids are all laughing Saying hey its jerry garcia Aint he cute? The man in the santa suit And all the moms in town bring their brats around And they cant sit still or keep their rootbeer down Now its up, hey how bout that It looks like a milkshake Now jimmys grown this year says mommy quick come here Santas sweaty and he smells like beer And he says, kid shut your mouth You give me a headache And hes jolly and hairy But its hard to be merry When the guys at the bar Say he looks like a fairy But hes doing it just for the loot The man in the santa suit [break] verse x2 And hes a big red cherry Hes jolly and hairy Everyones laughing, but he doesnt care He stays cool Aint he cute? The man in the santa suit [fade out with intro]