Lyrics:

Spoken by Claudia Marshall at 90.7 WFUN-FM with Adam Schlesinger and Chris Collingwood

CM: Adam and Chris of Fountains of Wayne are with me here, uh, on City Folks Morning in, uh, Studio A...WITH GUITARS! So, would you like to play a song for me?
AS or CC: (very deadpan) no...
CM: WELL, THAT WOULD KIND OF BRING THINGS TO A SCREECHING HALT, NOW, WOULDN'T IT?
(Drum lead-in to 'The Girl I can't Forget' (Studio Version)