Lyrics:

(Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Peppermint Lounge, The Cramps!)

Well, here comes the one that you've been dreaming of
I'm the most exalted potentate of love
I got a mojo hand and it fits like a glove
I'll be comin' 'round the mountain to get your love
I'm the most exalted potentate of love
(Yes I am)

Yes, I'm the celebrated hottentot of twat
Make a hole, look out, make way for the big shot
I'm'a thank you dear, my turtle dove
Ride the range up to your love
We'll a-have big fun on the bayou, son of a gun

Mad, you call me mad?
I who have the secret of eternal love?
You call me mad???

Well, I'm the most exalted potentate
The most exalted potentate
The most exalted potentate of love

Yeah, I can teach you how to read the book of life
But you can just look at the pictures if you like
I'm'a thank you dear, my turtle dove
Ride the range up to your love
We'll a-have big fun on the bayou, son of a gun